OffBeat Pathfinder Basecamp

I believe you about the puffins. I brought binoculars and a sandwich; the birds stole my lunch and ignored me. And “Crofter’s Regret” should be a warning, not a drink. 10/10 would visit again—Eigg is legit magic. Don’t trust the sheep.

Those squeeky cheese curds are the real deal. Try Mickie’s Dairy Bar for breakfast. Portions are huge—couldn’t finish mine, but I tried hard lol.

Wisconsin in the house! Thought I was tough till I tried hiking these Ozark trails after a rain. If you see muddy footprints doing a cha-cha, that’s me. The water looks like it’s from a postcard, but why is it so cold? Someone please invent beer-flavored coffee, I’d survive out here.

Coffee at Blacksmith’s is the real deal, but the bork bork buns (I swear that’s what they called them) will change your life. Still have powdered sugar on my phone.